Google Hires RSnake
I’m sorry to say this but this will be my last post at ha.ckers.org. Why you ask? Because Google has hired me! What about my company? Well, I was always waiting for a good offer to buy me out, so Google decided to pay that thing off and hire me directly. id is shit out of luck, but I’m going to be living in a nice luxury house in Palo Alto. Last I heard id was going to start a biker bar somewhere - he’s not talking to me anymore. How did this all come to be?
Google send me a few emails asking me about anti-anti-anti DNS pinning. Finally they just came out and said, “You know, we find all this whole anti-anti-anti DNS pinning stuff very confusing and distracting, after looking into it, we can’t figure out how to stop it, and rather than fixing it, we’d prefer if you could just stop talking about it.”
Most of the details of the deal are secret, but there are two terms that I feel you should all know about. Firstly, they said they can’t hire anyone who doesn’t have a degree from Stanford, so they granted me a degree since they are so in bed with the people who run the school. So, cool, I now have a degree in liberal arts. Secondly, Google said that I’d have to sell or get rid of my site. They don’t want anyone talking about their holes anymore. So I’ve decided to sell it to the first person I find who wants it. So consider this my last post on ha.ckers.org. It’s been a great ride, but I’m off to sell some banner ads! Caio!
April 1st, 2007 at 8:08 am
April Joke ;D?
April 1st, 2007 at 8:09 am
ROFL !! Nice one RSnake !
April 1st, 2007 at 8:25 am
HAHAHAHAhahahaha oh wow.
April 1st, 2007 at 8:41 am
Good thing it’s April 1st eh
April 1st, 2007 at 9:44 am
april fools
April 1st, 2007 at 9:57 am
This entry was posted on Sunday, April 1st, 2007
… right
April 1st, 2007 at 10:32 am
april’s fool
April 1st, 2007 at 11:12 am
nice april fools day eh?
April 1st, 2007 at 11:20 am
They actually should.
April 1st, 2007 at 11:51 am
Yes, man, it is important news ;-).
Google hires RSnake at April 1st.
And dismiss him at April 2nd.
You are selling your site… What is a price? Maybe I think about it.
P.S.
Send my greetings to Google.
April 1st, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Whatever MustLive pays, I’ll pay twice that amount
This font color is carcinogenic by the way.
April 1st, 2007 at 1:41 pm
christ1an, we can make an auction
And also we can buy the site together - half-and-half.
So you will change the font color and I’ll change the background color :D. We’ll make this site to look more user-friendly.
April 1st, 2007 at 6:06 pm
I call bullshit!
April 1st, 2007 at 8:59 pm
Rsnake, you are joking right? I have an ultra weak heart. I cant take it.
April 1st, 2007 at 10:18 pm
Hi, first post.
Ahahahahaha…. I just got some vague idea its the April fools day. But anyway, you’re stopping my heartbeat and stunned me a good awhile. =)
April 1st, 2007 at 10:18 pm
hahahahaha
just kidding, right?
April 2nd, 2007 at 2:28 am
i am serious, if Rsnake is gone, i wont to anymore security stuff.
April 2nd, 2007 at 4:45 am
I’m pretty sure he just waits a couple of days and then comes back with a story about how he compromised Yahoo or something…
April 2nd, 2007 at 7:25 am
Hahah… no, no Yahoo compromises, just some good April Fools humor. I’m definitely not leaving ha.ckers.org like that, trust me!