I’m sorry to say this but this will be my last post at ha.ckers.org. Why you ask? Because Google has hired me! What about my company? Well, I was always waiting for a good offer to buy me out, so Google decided to pay that thing off and hire me directly. id is shit out of luck, but I’m going to be living in a nice luxury house in Palo Alto. Last I heard id was going to start a biker bar somewhere - he’s not talking to me anymore. How did this all come to be?
Google send me a few emails asking me about anti-anti-anti DNS pinning. Finally they just came out and said, “You know, we find all this whole anti-anti-anti DNS pinning stuff very confusing and distracting, after looking into it, we can’t figure out how to stop it, and rather than fixing it, we’d prefer if you could just stop talking about it.”
Most of the details of the deal are secret, but there are two terms that I feel you should all know about. Firstly, they said they can’t hire anyone who doesn’t have a degree from Stanford, so they granted me a degree since they are so in bed with the people who run the school. So, cool, I now have a degree in liberal arts. Secondly, Google said that I’d have to sell or get rid of my site. They don’t want anyone talking about their holes anymore. So I’ve decided to sell it to the first person I find who wants it. So consider this my last post on ha.ckers.org. It’s been a great ride, but I’m off to sell some banner ads! Caio!